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This was taken from the “Funny Times” and was written in April by Richard Lederer. I found it amusing and wanted to share with all you ‘dog lovers’ out there :)

Lucky Dogs

Here are a dozen reasons why it’s great to be a dog:

*Your friends never expect you to pay for lunch, dinner, or anything else for that matter.

*When it’s raining, you can lie around the house all day and never worry about being fired.

*If it itches, you can reach it. And no matter where it itches, no one will be offended if you scratch it in public.

*No one notices if you have hair growing in weird places as you get older.

*You don’t have to worry about table manners – and there’s no such thing as bad food.

*If you put on weight, it’s somebody else’s fault.

*Who needs a big home entertainment system?

*A bone or an old shoe or a peanut butter jar can entertain you for hours.

*You can spend hours just smelling stuff – and everything smells good.

*It doesn’t take much to make you happy. You’re always excited to see the same old people. All they have to do is leave the room for five minutes and come back.

*April 15th means nothing to you.

*You can sleep late every day.

*You never get in trouble for putting your head in a stranger’s lap.

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