You have got to be kidding me, its 70 degrees out!

Yeah, I know but its almost October, Will, October, its time to start thinking about these things. Look, this one is a nice plaid, no doofy purple this year.

Uh oh, you’ve been shopping on Ebay again haven’t you?

Yeah, I got a great deal on this one and if it fits, she has a lightweight one in green! Hold still.

Unh, its hot! Whats with this neck, you put it on wrong its all they way up on my neck.

Its a high neck, nice huh? Rhino makes em’ right don’t they? Hold still. I’ve got to adjust out the belly straps.

Oh, look I can put my head all the way down with this one, cool!

Put your head up, and stop making faces at Angel. What are you 3?

She’s making faces at me!

Fine, whatever, stop making faces. Put your ears up and hold still.

Seriously, its 70 degrees out. I already have a blanket I don’t need a new one.

Too bad, you’ve got a new one, and you’ll get one more, I’m donating your old ones before you completely destroy them.

You told me the last one had a two year warranty!

Doesn’t include horse damage…That means when you make bad faces at the girls and they bite you and rip your blanket its not covered.

There’s hay waiting for me in that stall you know.

You don’t look like your starving. Walk around, make sure it doesn’t rub.

Did I mention its 70 degrees out today…and humid?

One lap down the aisle and we’re done, c’mon clippity clop!

Hey Dancer, how’s it going?

DON’T YOU DARE………….kick at him.

Heh heh, surprises him every time, little creep.

You know he would be your pal if you’d stop trying to kill him all the time.

He bites.

Not, like hard though.

Ok, dinner time, I’m done with this fashion show.

Do you like it? Is it going to be warm enough?

Sure, fine, whatever….HAAY!

Two more minutes.

What? No, hay.

Pick up your foot.

Wha…No Hay! You send down to the end and back, now its hay time.

Yeah, well I forgot to pick your feet, now c’mon, foot please.

FOOT.

Fine, here, hurry up.

Thank you. Now this one.

Unh, hay.

FOOT!

Ok, you can go eat. Is your waterer working?

Yes.

Ok, goodnight.

Um, are you forgetting something?

Your halter is off, water is working, aisle swept, brushes put away….think we’re good.

Treats.

What?

Treats, you know cookies, you forgot the cookies.

No I didn’t, I just put them in the feed room.

Don’t you think I deserve a cookie.

For standing in the barn aisle?! No, I don’t think so.

Not even just one cookie?

Maybe after our ride tomorrow. Goodnight.

Ride?