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Husbands vs. Horses
Good Things About Husbands:
Husbands are less expensive to shoe.
Feeding a husband doesn’t require anything that even mildly compares with the hassle of putting up hay.
A lame husband can still work.
A husband with a belly-ache doesn’t have to be walked.
Husbands don’t try to scratch their heads on your back.
They’re better able to understand puns.
If they’re playing hard to catch you *may* be able to run them down on foot.
They know their name.
They pay their own bills.
They apologize when they step on your toes.
They seldom refuse to get in the vehicle.
They don’t panic, yelling and running all through the house when you leave them alone. (unless you left the kids too)
For a nominal fee you can hire someone else to clip them.
The Horse’s Advantage:
If they don’t work out you can sell them.
They don’t come with in-laws.
You don’t have to worry about your children looking like them.
You never have to iron their saddle pads.
If you get too fat for one you can shop for a bigger one.
They smell good when they sweat.
You can repair their “clothes” with duct tape.
It’s possible to keep them from “jumping the fence”.
You can force them to stay in good physical condition…with a whip if necessary.
They don’t want their turn at the computer.
They turn white with age, but not bald.
They learn to accept restraint.
They don’t care what you look like, as long as you have a carrot
WHAT HAPPENED TO THE FROG WHO PARKED ILLEGALLY ?
HE WAS TOAD! (TOWED)
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Adopted Turtle
Deep within a forest a little turtle began to climb a tree. After hours of effort he reached the top, jumped into the air waving his front legs and crashed to the ground. After recovering, he slowly climbed the tree again, jumped, and fell to the ground.
The turtle tried again and again while a couple of birds sitting on a branch watched his sad efforts. Finally, the female bird turned to her mate.
“Dear,” she chirped, “I think it’s time to tell him he’s adopted.”